“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”
THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED
Think geek magazine- “Put a skeleton in your closet.”
(picking an English book specially for this)
“For creating intrigue, an ambiguous statement is infinitely preferable to the straightforward one.” (from a chapter called “The Blow-off”)









